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leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 04:57 AM
Battlin me again, I think youíre delirious
You suck so bad, I canít even take you serious

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now youíre gonna lose to a kid thatís Irish.
Weíre the whitest country the worldís ever had
Losin to one of us, thatís just sad.

You only talk **** when youíre safe at your computer.
I think now itís time for T-dogg to get neutered

I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You donít know what youíre talkin bout, you donít have a clue.
Itís all out my head, its comin out of the blue.

White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.

Iíll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

Cause Iíll ruin your reputation and Iíll mess with youíre head.
Iíll embarrass you so bad that youíll wish you were dead.

You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.

You say Iím gay, but I want you to pause it.
Iím still waitin on you to come out of the closet.

Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your ass kicked is becoming a trend.

I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I donít stop now, youíre gonna be in tears.

I beat you again, but I donít think you learned,
When you fuck with me, then youíre gonna get burned

PADDY_WADZ
11-27-2011, 09:25 AM
i like your style mr irish no lie if i didnt have to go to work id be givin u some more irish skills on the mic

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 03:32 PM
i got it leo, but whats up whit the beaver?
even whit a bullet in my head ill bust you up like th dreamer,
when you look at my picture you see a slite resembelene to the grim reaper,
frosr runs trough your weins while your getting weaker and weaker!

and what if he acts like 50 cent,
maybe he got a fetish for spare change,
he needs to pay the rent
he aint the one to blaime,
whats that white on your shirt bro?
coz for sure it aint no bloodstaine,
ill sit back and puff on dro,
while you continue yappin on whit no brain,
cant get to me level dog coz i fly like soul plane!

you can keep rhymin all day,
but in front of me all you can do is pray,
coz i\ll murder you lyricly,
step back or it might be even fisicly,
coz you can see vividly,
that even your mom is feeling me,
bumpin her head to my flow,
while sitting in the bathroom gettin blow!

lord forgive me that my soul is so satanic,
but i\m goin insane from all that chronic,
eyes turning black, so demonic,
and actions like lucifer, truely diabolic.

you say your rhymes are brand new?
but they remind me of queen latifa,
your gettin pussywhipped while i roll up hit that beamer,
sit your cups down son before i kick you back to the oldschool,
and lsiten to legends and try not to drool.

im tired of this bullshit son, i got to get laid,
so ill end this shit whit a fuck you and have a nice day!



no offence meant just takin the challenge:P

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 04:00 PM
"Ha ha ha I like that ill post here shortly"

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 04:37 PM
im goooood:D anyways there wa an epic rap battle contest.........the result shit part check out my posts there.... i posted two freestyles

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 04:43 PM
I'm 30 Days Of Night, cause the murder rate to spike..


The Masamune's powerless.. get snapped in two if the swag you used's counterfeit
My savage goons'll leave you with hatchet wounds just to watch the plasma ooze outta it
The Nth degree on liquid amphetamine, grippin a Death Machine
I'll get you split with machetes..
Then have Ninjas with M-16's drop down & clip the forensics team
28 Days Later, I'm Vitamin Ether
Undying, defyin all research lying asleep in a cryogen freezer
An ungodly disgrace with guns on me, I'll pump shotty ya face
Fuck blunt trauma, I'm Magna Cum Laude with the magnum.. dump bodies in lakes
With a sawed-off in hand, the slaughter's bananas
Pause for the camera.. leave ya jaw on the canvas 'cause I lug nuts like auto-mechanics
& walk with a cannon when I roll through the city now..
With a scope on the semi & shark-face painted on the nose of the .50 Cal
Cause full-force damage like Bulletstorm's graphics.. gunshots're a bullhorn blastin
Put in work with switchblades..
But this dulled, worn dagger'll turn ya ribcage to a pulled pork sandwich
Feel the nuke wave's intrinsic pulse, I'll soufflť ya splintered skull
I'm Hussein bringin Doomsday to victim's throats.. mixed with Jubei from Ninja Scroll
Spit flawless like Chris Wallace.. my hands're wreckless, ya'll stand defenseless
Best pray for ya mans.. I'll put eight in the can & spray up ya camp like Anders Breivik
This champion's sick, I drink molitovs.. got shrinks noddin off like Ambien 'scripts
King Kong ya jaw & have 'em leakin pink vodka sauce when they hand me the zip


Grab a pen & terminate ya life.

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 04:44 PM
ight was that under the epic rabble battle fourm? if so what page will it be under

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 04:46 PM
rap*** battle stupid ass computer

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 04:49 PM
well that one which has @!@!@! in the name:)) i dunno what page.....search for it a bit

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 04:50 PM
Ill check it out

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 05:00 PM
king kong my jaw you say? what a porchmonkey,
i dont need no mag or 50 cal, ill kick your face like a donkey,
i know my words hurt brotha, here, take my hankey,
anytime you feel lonely, ill fuck you up gladly,
why you talkin bout weapons when you cant afford a BB gun?
why you talkin bout rhymes and flow when you aint got none,
you could tell me in 10 words what you tought up your whole life,
and ill spit at you in a million what i puked up tonight,
see son? battlin me is just like fright night,
or nightmare on elm street, hell go fly a kite,
before i smack your ass out to antarctica so youll get frostbite,
your to weak kid, remind me of bumbfight,
please call me a motherfucker, coz i just might.....

come on king dong bring it on,
battlin me? what kind a shit you on?
i speak bout weed and you think that its bout mowing the lawn,
never touched drugs yet your yapping bout amphetamins,
you was just a little boy when i started sellin ketamines,
im no chemist of the hood,
but i can get you whats good,
you didnt OD yet, but i know you should,
break me down son and you'll be amazed,
ill let my soul free , get you dazed,
i can fly even whit broken wings,
small talk bout schakles and things,
cant hold me down stupid,
not even the stupid cupid,
hit me whit that little arrow,
so whats your type? id call it stereo

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 05:13 PM
hahahahahahahaha lmmfao

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 05:16 PM
so watchasay bout me?:P

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 06:28 PM
I just got pwnd dude ha ha ha fucking sick as fuck lol

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 06:31 PM
say what?:))

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 07:09 PM
or you said i owned ya? id laugh my fuckin ass off if youd have a record deal somehow and an amateur like me owned you....haha

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 07:43 PM
Yea... That would be funny.... Huh?...

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 07:46 PM
sure thing:P im sweet......:)) bwahaha

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 07:48 PM
Lol that was pretyy twisted

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 07:49 PM
well im a bit twisted right now...lol

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 08:00 PM
I wish I could say the sane thing lol

MR_Criminal
11-27-2011, 08:21 PM
check out all the views...funny huhh? over 130 views and no comments=)) bwahahaaa

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 08:33 PM
Yea tjat shit is crazy of course when people do comment they dont have anthing good nor smart to say its all bull shit hahaha

Nu
11-27-2011, 09:04 PM
i'm 30 days of night, cause the murder rate to spike..


The masamune's powerless.. Get snapped in two if the swag you used's counterfeit
my savage goons'll leave you with hatchet wounds just to watch the plasma ooze outta it
the nth degree on liquid amphetamine, grippin a death machine
i'll get you split with machetes..
Then have ninjas with m-16's drop down & clip the forensics team
28 days later, i'm vitamin ether
undying, defyin all research lying asleep in a cryogen freezer
an ungodly disgrace with guns on me, i'll pump shotty ya face
fuck blunt trauma, i'm magna cum laude with the magnum.. Dump bodies in lakes
with a sawed-off in hand, the slaughter's bananas
pause for the camera.. Leave ya jaw on the canvas 'cause i lug nuts like auto-mechanics
& walk with a cannon when i roll through the city now..
With a scope on the semi & shark-face painted on the nose of the .50 cal
cause full-force damage like bulletstorm's graphics.. Gunshots're a bullhorn blastin
put in work with switchblades..
But this dulled, worn dagger'll turn ya ribcage to a pulled pork sandwich
feel the nuke wave's intrinsic pulse, i'll soufflť ya splintered skull
i'm hussein bringin doomsday to victim's throats.. Mixed with jubei from ninja scroll
spit flawless like chris wallace.. My hands're wreckless, ya'll stand defenseless
best pray for ya mans.. I'll put eight in the can & spray up ya camp like anders breivik
this champion's sick, i drink molitovs.. Got shrinks noddin off like ambien 'scripts
king kong ya jaw & have 'em leakin pink vodka sauce when they hand me the zip


grab a pen & terminate ya life.

daaaaaam!!!

Nu
11-27-2011, 09:08 PM
king kong my jaw you say? what a porchmonkey,
i dont need no mag or 50 cal, ill kick your face like a donkey,
i know my words hurt brotha, here, take my hankey,
anytime you feel lonely, ill fuck you up gladly,
why you talkin bout weapons when you cant afford a BB gun?
why you talkin bout rhymes and flow when you aint got none,
you could tell me in 10 words what you tought up your whole life,
and ill spit at you in a million what i puked up tonight,
see son? battlin me is just like fright night,
or nightmare on elm street, hell go fly a kite,
before i smack your ass out to antarctica so youll get frostbite,
your to weak kid, remind me of bumbfight,
please call me a motherfucker, coz i just might.....

come on king dong bring it on,
battlin me? what kind a shit you on?
i speak bout weed and you think that its bout mowing the lawn,
never touched drugs yet your yapping bout amphetamins,
you was just a little boy when i started sellin ketamines,
im no chemist of the hood,
but i can get you whats good,
you didnt OD yet, but i know you should,
break me down son and you'll be amazed,
ill let my soul free , get you dazed,
i can fly even whit broken wings,
small talk bout schakles and things,
cant hold me down stupid,
not even the stupid cupid,
hit me whit that little arrow,
so whats your type? id call it stereo

that was alright..

Leonidas' was 100X better.. in my opinion.

Good thing no one cares.. eh?

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 09:31 PM
Yo nu that shit was dope huu

Nu
11-27-2011, 09:31 PM
im gunna jump in here.. hopefuly, i dont bump into a deer.

They dont like to be touched, hear the sound of a scream when the beer is knocked from the hand.
Frailing around the sound of it hitting the ground.. the sight of it spilling aorund.. the deer sniffs it, then starts to pound.
Something about the taste makes your tastebuds go wild, until you hit the ground!
1, 2, 3.. i cannot see anything because i am high on ampheatmine!


Not drunk.. buzzed, not sunk.. but fuzzed.
Hot trunk.. muzzz-led, off, top bunk.. guzzled up the pot, junk?
High as fuck, broke liiike a duck, choked by that fuck.. shot to the eye.. stuck, Not mine, your luck.
Time to huck , the dope is trucked, hope is fucked. Rope is wrecked, pulling that truck.
Weight is lost, my wait is cost over time, its tossed. Nope im just.. the boss. Slow down, want another loss? You both been stopped.

Limes in the drink, Dimes in the sink. Lines are pink.. grime is good.. *wink*

Free man thinking, see man stinking, Be a man, dont wear pink.
Leave pan in the sink and leaves on the brink of.. leaving the mans leaking.
The boat your on is sinking, hole in the side.. its peaking!

I read leonidas seemingly.. gave it a nod.
I bread Mr_Criminal.. bathed him cleaned him like a toddler.
Eyes red.. beaming. Waved to the top, mean, and pissed off at God.
Stys of lead.. gleaming, paved roads to hop. Been around the block and dissed.. 2 times, see? so shove it, like a rod.
Pies are made by Ned.. His meaning.. loads of shit to stop. He hissed, were like 2 peas in a pod.


NU

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 09:37 PM
Hahaha that was tight Nu

Nu
11-27-2011, 09:50 PM
lol!

Thanks!

Not as good as yours.. tho

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 09:54 PM
Naw I didnt think mine was that good...

Do ya really thnk it was that good?

Nu
11-27-2011, 09:58 PM
Craaaazy!!!

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 10:03 PM
Hahahahah hell yea then!!!!!

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 11:18 PM
i AIM CHROME THAT SLEWS WEAK FAGGOTS LIKE YOU -get ya FRAME BROKE THATS TRUE SPEAK -HACKED N SLICED TOO -coz ya LAME FLOW LACKS TRUE HEAT-MASSIVE TIME DUDE-coz even ya NAME SHOWS THAT 'UNYQE' IS LACKIN -'I.Q'!! my hot punches -knock ya cross countrys - ONLY TIME THAT 'UNY-VERSE-ILL/UNIVERSAL'-this cat frees a joke - n my wraps/raps -leave ya -SMOKIN LIKE A DOOB O' HERBAL!!faggot my RHYMIN FREES ARE VILOENT- the kinda LINES THAT LEAVE YA SILENT -coz when its TIME TO KEEP SURVIVING - my knives'll 'rearrange this pussy' like VAGINA REASSIGNMENT!lol! im ALL ABOUT THE FUNNY STEEZ-n im CALLIN OUT YA BUMMY FREES-u been beaten by natur' twice - last battle and before that FALLIN OUT THE UGLY TREE (ouch) i'll leave ya BOXED IN A HEARSE - before i give ya PROPS FOR A VERSE -bitch the only thing you got 'LOCKED' IS YA PURSE- so imma 'bag that shit up' quicker than A COLOSTOMY NURSE ..leave ya ROCKD W/ MY WORDS n serve you another LOSS LIKE THE FIRST!!(lmao) no homo -but my words'l rape yours in the RECTUM TIL ITS ACHIN -n you'l prolly call the po po here to INVESTIGATE A RAPING - coz bro your TEXTS ARE FAKE N ACIENT - think you'll get reSPECT? THEN YOUR MISTAKEN - watch me abort n drop this fag - who sportin 'boxin/box n bag' like he came 'DRESSED FOR THE OCCASSION'!!

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 11:18 PM
Ha caps makes everything pop out for some reason lol

Nu
11-27-2011, 11:48 PM
Fucking INsane Dude!

leonidas_nunn
11-27-2011, 11:51 PM
Hmmm maybe we should throw up a voting poll?

Nu
11-27-2011, 11:56 PM
I second that

leonidas_nunn
11-28-2011, 12:02 AM
be like each person gets one page to post and then the voting poll opens?

Nu
11-28-2011, 12:45 AM
be creative

leonidas_nunn
11-28-2011, 12:47 AM
true true just have to find someone who wants ta battle

Nu
11-28-2011, 02:41 AM
ill battle, ive got time now.

leonidas_nunn
11-28-2011, 02:53 AM
ight i got the new forum up

Nu
11-28-2011, 02:55 AM
whats it called?

leonidas_nunn
11-28-2011, 02:56 AM
rap nu vs leo

leonidas_nunn
11-28-2011, 03:02 AM
rap battle Nu vs leo you find it? also you want me to go first? or do you want to go first?

MR_Criminal
11-28-2011, 02:14 PM
nu good thing i dont care bout what you said and good thing he said im owned him.....who the fuck asked you? i destroyed you in the ther post....go fucka goat bitch

Nu
11-28-2011, 08:11 PM
LMFAO

your a half assed joke.. living in a calfs ass, your minds in the past.. youve got nothing to reply, except whats passed on

LMFAO

! long DIck, thickened at the base, 2 Balls.. tearing you a new asshole! YOuve begun to chase!

LMFAO

short and quickened, that stick, was slick and smooth fighting through your tight cracks Hole

LMFAO

leonidas_nunn
11-28-2011, 10:41 PM
Damn whats with all the hate