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Bobby
08-20-2011, 12:50 PM
Hello All, I would like if people "in the business" (either airport customs or security) answer how the hell can I sneak some weed through customs and onto a plane going to Aruba from JFK?

Bane
08-20-2011, 03:00 PM
Best post of the round, hands down.

josecuervo
08-20-2011, 04:03 PM
The best method I know is #1 you gotta be white. (most customs stereotype) #2 dress for success. Don't be wearing any clothes that might indicate you are in a gang I have made that mistake they picked me out to get searched fast #3 if u see any dogs get the fuck out! #4 try outing the weed in ziplock bangsthat has coffe in it then put that bag in a leather bag that's in a leather bag double packed. Source-experience


If u do see a dog you are gonna have to smoke your stash and ride the airport high as hell. If u trying to move a large amount take greyhound instead there security is shit

DonStracci
08-20-2011, 04:24 PM
lol josecuervo is a pro at this

MrWorker
08-20-2011, 04:41 PM
Just put it down ya pants and class it as ya pubes if anyone asks.

itll be like

YOOO' ishat some weed in your pocket' or are you just happy to see me N SHEEEEETT ''

kingdon45
08-20-2011, 04:43 PM
bribe securuty

StoneCold
08-20-2011, 06:27 PM
it would be less effort to just find some weed in Aruba

Glock_18
08-20-2011, 06:53 PM
Stick the weed up your ass and hope for the best XD

Billthebastard
08-20-2011, 07:16 PM
Buy some out there you tightfisted cunt.

RoKSOLOsA
08-20-2011, 08:09 PM
lmao ... that's all you hear from the washroom, just a ...ahhh come out with the stash in yo As$

KidVengeance
08-20-2011, 10:35 PM
Anal insertion

Weed+balloon=profit

BadInfluence
08-21-2011, 01:11 PM
Why would you ask this in a forum that's filled with nothing but nerds? And why the fuck would you ask this period? You tryna show us how bad ass you are by sneaking weed thru airport security? they worried about more important shit like shampoo bottles and lighters.

The_Black_Cat
08-21-2011, 01:30 PM
if you know where you go: just send it there.....

The_Black_Cat
08-21-2011, 01:31 PM
btw aruba is dutch so you might just buy it there......

MrWorker
08-22-2011, 11:29 PM
Anal insertion

Weed+balloon=profit

You must have done it once or twice before kiddo. In the ghetto ....N...Shit

B-BRAZY
08-22-2011, 11:38 PM
You must have done it once or twice before kiddo. In the ghetto ....N...Shit


Was it the same ghetto where you got robbed for your money when you where tryna buy a 20 of crack and called the cops trying to tell em that you got robbed for your crack money and you wanted it back? YEA I KNOW CRACKER SHIT

MrWorker
08-22-2011, 11:47 PM
No its the PROPPA ghetto where we were imprisoned for our beliefs you ignorant racist toss pot. Believe it or not but not everything is about you kafas. Give us a smile : D.

Get a proppa job ya bum stop selling crack to earn some ''livin N SHEEETTT''

BFLY
08-22-2011, 11:51 PM
Depends on how much it is. If its an ounce or smaller then kid vengance post is the usual option. If your talken pounds then unless you know someone that works for the airline that your flying with DONT DO IT. Thats automatic Federal Time. I wouldnt know I just heard this.

Captain_West
08-23-2011, 12:23 AM
I would also consider the fact that you are trying to transport to different countries, instead of just inside your own country. There might be extra penalties if caught crossing international borders.

Your best be is to probably just try and score there

KidVengeance
08-23-2011, 12:49 AM
You must have done it once or twice before kiddo. In the ghetto ....N...Shit


ACTUALLY you're almost correct.
I know a guy in the aryan nation...He went to jail. Long story short-
this is how his wife sneaks weed in when she visits.
She actually puts it in her vagina though...

Miss_Fortune
08-23-2011, 03:32 AM
if u are going to the caribbean and want weed, why don't u just go to jamaca???

duh.

josecuervo
08-23-2011, 04:01 AM
Hahaha you must be the biggest nerd here with that assumption...



Why would you ask this in a forum that's filled with nothing but nerds? And why the fuck would you ask this period? You tryna show us how bad ass you are by sneaking weed thru airport security? they worried about more important shit like shampoo bottles and lighters.

B-BRAZY
08-23-2011, 04:44 AM
Hahaha you must be the biggest nerd here with that assumption...

That's hella funny your the only person that responded to that, if the shoe fits wear it right nerd?

josecuervo
08-23-2011, 07:56 AM
Bahahahahahah what's wrong with nerds?? I never insulted them I defended them so ya whatever faaaag.
(I like to eat the blue ones)

That's hella funny your the only person that responded to that, if the shoe fits wear it right nerd?

B-BRAZY
08-23-2011, 08:52 AM
Bahahahahahah what's wrong with nerds?? I never insulted them I defended them so ya whatever faaaag.
(I like to eat the blue ones)

So what your saying is your a nerd? So what was the point of that? You stupid son of a BITCH you one dumb ass NERD.

MrWorker
08-23-2011, 11:02 AM
B brazy. Your just to cool for school. Because your from the gheeeetttooo.....n....sheeeeeettt.

MrWorker
08-23-2011, 11:04 AM
ACTUALLY you're almost correct.
I know a guy in the aryan nation...He went to jail. Long story short-
this is how his wife sneaks weed in when she visits.
She actually puts it in her vagina though...

Your not the wife by anychance are you Ah.
But about if the bag split inside

B-BRAZY
08-23-2011, 12:14 PM
B brazy. Your just to cool for school. Because your from the gheeeetttooo.....n....sheeeeeettt.

Haha that was funny

KidVengeance
08-24-2011, 09:20 AM
Your not the wife by anychance are you Ah.
But about if the bag split inside

Nope I'm not :p

Idk I guess they never thought about the balloon splitting lol
Point is that it worked Hahah

The_Black_Cat
08-24-2011, 11:07 AM
dude! why is this thread still active?

you're going to aruba! it's dutch...you can get it there.

MrWorker
08-24-2011, 06:57 PM
Nope I'm not :p

Idk I guess they never thought about the balloon splitting lol
Point is that it worked Hahah

Ha well i suppose women kill 2 birds with 1 stone when there smuggle things in the pleasurable department and fixing a druggy

NuTz
08-24-2011, 09:33 PM
You Dont

You buy when you arrive you will get proper fucked over if you get caught lol ;)

josecuervo
08-24-2011, 10:35 PM
But you got to know the right people... You got pot head family over there?

Opie
08-25-2011, 02:06 AM
haha, none of the body stashes will work if you get selected to go through the new imaging scanners. best story, i had about a 1/4 oz crammed into a little paper envelope in my wallet with my credit cards. i got selected to go through the scanner. the helpful security officer asks me if there's anything in my pockets and i say only my wallet. he says "ok, let me hold that while we scan you". so i hand him my wallet with the nickel bag, and he conveniently holds it outside the scanner while it images me and blows air puffs into the spectrum analyzers. then he says "ok, you're clear to go" and hands me back my wallet and weed. lol i walked away and then basically shit my pants...

josecuervo
08-25-2011, 04:16 AM
Lol good story, but not all airports have that... Yet lol so you gonna have to do some research on airport security equipment

The_Black_Cat
08-25-2011, 11:51 AM
But you got to know the right people... You got pot head family over there?

just put on an orange hat/cap and they'll come to you ;)

KingChris
08-25-2011, 06:47 PM
Try this, put the weed in smelly proof baggie, they sell them at any smoke shop. Put it in a pair of jeans make sure you put those jeans in the bag your checking in, not the carry on bag and bam your done.

josecuervo
08-25-2011, 06:52 PM
just go to Jamaica instead

Torreno
09-02-2011, 10:15 PM
Just go around...