Due to an unfortunate but not unforeseen incident with an exploding still out in the back woods o nowhere*, it seems Moonshine is unavailable for comment at this time. Or any further time. We hope to have her air-lifted out by New Year but, what with the weather and all... at least she's fully self-medicating.
Introducing, for your help and guidance, a caring understanding fuzzy-wuzzy fluffy-feeling kind of guy who will warm the cockles of your heart. For those who prefer warm cockles.
As sand through the hourglass, or water through the babbling brook, so are the Days Of Our Rounds. Moonshine responds to a heartfelt plea from a recent victim of TMB's latest ice maiden...
Y doesn't Brooke love me?
Or even like me? She’s crazy hard to read. I can get any girl I want. Except her. She's the only girl I want. Help me Moonshine!
Dear soon-to-be-accused-stalker of Miss Brooke,
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22): Let me throw on my magic beer goggles to see the future of our dear Sagittarian mafiosi... Moonshine
Those born during this time are free-spirits. You are blindly optimistic and carelessly enthusiastic. You have a massive tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent.
The majority of Sagittarians are honest and straightforward, except with themselves. You consider yourself to be a gift to the world; instead you are a worthless piece
TMB and p*op have an ancient, time-honoured link, but what to do when your two favourite pastimes seem to clash? Ask Moonshine.
I have a problem! I just made a POOPY and I can't find toilet paper... so now I'm stuck on the toilet with my laptop and I can't leave :0
Scared and Soiled,
Since it's been at least a few days since you sent me this question,
Life's what you make it, but Banana Daquiris aren't always on the menu. Moonshine takes a cold, hard, stirred but not shaken look at our Scorpio brethren, and doesn't like what she sees. On the up side, jail may provide romantic opportunities for those born Sept/Nov...
As we all know, the great Dr. Monkey has moved on to more pressing monkey issues. Last I heard, he was trying to develop a Starbucks-coffee-flavored-banana-daiquiri. He offered me one,
Updated 09-22-2011 at 04:14 AM by Harmony