Turbo Round 376: They Came. They Saw. They Conquered
byon 12-13-2011 at 12:45 AM (2491 Views)
If the late legend Julius Caesar could have witnessed Tommyboys victorious battle for the jackpot in Turbo Round 376 and Easy_Streets magnificent clinch of first place in collecting family ranks, he would proudly say, They came. They saw. They conquered. If Alexander the great and his mighty Phalanx army were still breathing the very breath of life that contained passion and victory, they would proudly recognize and kneel down before the strong-willed warriors of Pokemon, whose strategy proved victorious in the killer ranks, and say,These ,um, Pokemon are not afraid of an army of sheep[IU] led by a lion[Eck]. Lastly, if the late King of Sparta could watch the elegant onslaught by Vilnauska_Vinigara in the supporter killer ranks, Leonidas would ball his fist over his heart and say to him. Your battle was not an easy one, but your relentless fight proved otherwise. Turbo round 376 was a battle some will never forget.
Turbo Round 376 rules were as follows:
[list][*] Jackpot starts at $300 [*] 5 Per family [*] Auto and Manual Transfers Allowed [*] Leaving/Disbanding Families allowed [*] Start maxed and 5% of Net worth Damage per hour to max [*] Family Collector Ranks: Only Cash in Family Bank counts [*] Family Killer Ranks: Kills count if made in Family only [*] No Revenge [*] 15 % deposit in family bank or Safe box [*] Round capped at 360k bought or Won turns only [*] 10 to 1 ratio on all won/bought turns added[/list]
With these rules the five per family was seen dictating the possible battle field strategies in both the collecting family ranks and killers family ranks. It was inevitable that should a smart leader be victorious, one would have to select their chosen warriors and spring forth from their castle on to the wide open battle field with an almost flawless strategy. In fact, we saw how a max of 15% in family bank played in favor of those who wanted to only bank petty cash in a effort to rank their family, and save the real cash for themselves in tiers. However, the delightful 10-1 ratio on all won and bought turns seemed to serve as an incentive to really compete in turbo tooth and nail style.
With the 10-1 ratio allowing players to really dish out their saved credits in turbo, it was only obvious that the first line of armies amassed on the deadly outskirts of Turbo Round 376 would be Killer families searching to get a head start on their enemies. Decimating the killer ranks and amassing a bloodbath the size of 9,214,344 duís killed, the killer family named Pokemon, lead by CHANSEY and Pikachu, got off to a powerful start. With Pokemon's onslaught in full motion, UC decided to take the battle field with a different approach, one that would include unpleasant pictures of their enemies's wives. Even though UC_IU_QUEENS were making a serious fashion statement on the battle field, they were fighting tooth and nail in the killer ranks against We_GiVe_FrEe_RaNkS for the shinny bronze killer family medal. Vilnauska_Vinigara, was clearly untested in the Supporter killer ranks and so was Con in the best free killer ranks. Vilnauska_Vinigara won first place in supporter killer ranks by obtaining 18,958,808 and Con held 4,802,365 kills allowing him to clench first place in free killer ranks. However, as the bright sun began to set upon the blood stained battle field, Lazy_Ass_Killers made an appearance almost a day into the round. In less than 9 consecutive hours, Lazy_Ass_Killers began surging threw the killer ranks and eventually gaining 17,985,384 dus killed. With Lazy_Ass_Killers positioning themselves in striking distance of first place, they began to succumb to the irony of their turbo family name. As a result, the Pokemon was able to clench first place in Killer family ranks with over 32 million kills leaving the battle field drenched in blood . Following would be Lazy_Ass_Killers in second place with 23,102,869 kills, We_GiVe_FrEe_RaNkS in third with 23,132,153 kills, and UC_IU_QUEENS in fourth place with 16,434,920 kills.
Now hear from the warriors themselves:
The Rules were pretty good for killing as the maxing percentage was low, which made it easier to get kills, and the ratio always is good for killing and the transfers helped a lot too. Plus, we started a killing family mainly because we had not established a turbo killing family in such a long time. We always kick IU's ass.
-Pikachu[AMON]Lol It's the truth. IU is no match for us in turbos when it's 5 vs. 5. This round, they had a guy farm like 14 mil of his 18 mil kills. They still lost by 10 million.
I don't give a f*ck all about some lame ass Pokemon taking Gold killer ranks. We have won more Gold medals in main than they have ever won in main! We started turbo late, and we made our family name Lazy_Ass_Killers. Meaning, IU doesn't give two f*cks wits about a lose. And as for UC, they are as useful as a chocolate tea pot. That's why they barely had 2 million kills over the 4th place winner in the Killer ranks.
- Anonymous IU member
We fought like bitches...oh! we were ha ha ha
-Bang itEvery turbo round, the killers of UC try to do something fun for a theme. This round, we chose the Queens of IU and Legendary Beasts. The Queens of IU was a hit, as we perceived it would be. IU are just such beauties, inside and out. :] We didn't do as well as we had hoped, partially due to the 10:1 credit ratio, mostly due to inactivity of a few players. If it wasn't for Bang_It's efforts in turbo, one of our families would not have done even as well as we placed.
With a 10 to 1 ratio on all won/bought turns added and the round capped at 360k won or bought turns only, the collecting family ranks was a sight to see. Within the first two hours of Turbo Round 376 we saw Tommyboy propel his position to level 4 tiers where he would sit for the remainder of the round. However, we then saw Mr_SeVeN_777 propel himself to level 4 by hiring more than 3.5 million operatives and collecting more than 8 trillion. As the sun began to set upon the collectors things began to spice up heavily. We witnessed cash from Mr_SeVeN_777 jumping all over the place to different family bosses; leading most to believe he had an army of supporters awaiting his command. Unfortunately for Mr_SeVeN_777, his dreams of winning the jackpot became tarnished upon the appearance of a mafioso going by a name of a mythical god. Descending from the heavens, Zeus immediately jumped to level 4. With the last hour remaining in the round, we saw Tommyboy hire over 14 million operatives and Zeus hire over 17 million operatives. It was then that Zeus and Tommyboy would collect more than 200 trillion each. As a result, Zeus allowed Tommyboy to take home the jackpot.
Congratulations and good effort to everyone involved!
rank mafioso net worth1. TommyBoy $223,154,652,857,949
2. Zeus $121,903,897,767,756
3. Mongoose $44,031,060,558,403
rank mafioso net worth1. TimmyBoys $74,339,203,713,605
2. Calm $55,003,998,263,644
3. Whoop $51,702,477,289,098
rank mafioso net worth1. boomerang $20,605,557,467,388
2. paperclip $17,399,938,210,669
3. WSS $12,852,934,690,241
rank mafioso net worth1. Plague $10,812,155,428,293
2. POUNCE $9,827,089,481,208
3. Mass_Destruction $8,763,404,012,193
-Best Supporter Killers-
rank mafioso DUs Killed1. Vilnauska_Vinigara 18,958,808
2. SFKJSEHAKLFEGRERGN 13,352,507
3. Pikachu 9,347,745
-Best Free Killers-
rank mafioso DUs Killed1. con 4,802,365
2. HHH 3,266,784
3. MRS.ATTILA 3,166,314
rank family boss net worth1. Easy_Street Mongoose $22,300,152,586,970
2. TOUCHABLES TommyBoy $17,003,325,213,821
3. Rum Bicardi $14,825,924,787,230
rank family boss kills1. Pokemon Ghastly 32,773,844
2. Lazy_Ass_Killers Vilnauska_Vinigara 23,102,869
3. We_GiVe_FrEe_RaNkZ SFKJSEHAKLFEGRERGN 22,132,153
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