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Matty
11-30-2016, 04:30 AM
Let me tell you a story of two men who are on a journey of discovery. Together. It's beautiful really.

As many of you may know at this point, Tony is a hardworking sandwich artist who has fallen on some hard times. While others may point to his barely coherent partial sentences as proof of a 7th grade education I am one to blame poor training by the franchisee. With a proven inability to construct a basic pastrami on rye (with mustard) Tony has started to uncover a fetish for older women which is mildly disturbing in its consistency but borderline beautiful in it's innocence. Tony likes to block me after a couple of messages (three rounds in a row since my return) but always likes to try to get the coveted "last word" which is often where his sexual perversions are mentioned.

Lebanon_Levi is a special breed of franchisee. With zero regard for "customer service", and what many would consider a nonexistent vocabulary, Levi spews what amounts to verbal diarrhea to anyone who will listen in order to fulfill his own warped sense of purpose. This round I was blocked after a nice message where I inquired about the well being of my favorite registered sex offender...and the blocking was immediate as was the litany of very "carefully constructed" verbal jabs. I will pray for Levi.

Since I can't message them privately I am taking to the forum in an honest attempt at enlightenment and reconciliation. If you're able, ask them both about their journey toward making that perfect sandwich and let them both know that I and those in my family love them and accept them for who they are. The instructions are simple enough. Please don't forget the mustard.

Love,

Matty

hammer
11-30-2016, 01:04 PM
In all sincerity we're just asking for a pastrami, Rye &, mustard along with a complete sentence. Tony is a special soul. Think Sean Penn as the Barista in I Am Sam. Replace the love of his daughter with a woman preferably in her 60's and, you have what makes him tick.

Levi, I'm guessing is a slave driver with no direction or guidance for his employees. Clearly he offers no education program benefits and, his only purpose is too spew broken English insults. These insults come in sentence fragments like a broken vase on the floor.

Through the outreach program at Skidmark United LLC, we're trying to make a difference and reach these lost souls.

Please send your sandwich requests to Tony Giovanni. Talk about the attractiveness of the Golden Girls and, you will see a glisten in his eyes as he makes your sandwich as only he can do.

Love

Buck_Nasty

SexualChocolate
12-02-2016, 01:11 AM
A true sandwich artist committed to his craft.


sent to lebanon_levi
23 minutes, and 8 seconds ago
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You and I are stranded on a desert island. A rattle snake bites me on the big foot. Are you
going to suck me off and save my life or make me a toasted ham and cheddar sandwich to enjoy my
final minutes?


from lebanon_levi
17 minutes, and 32 seconds ago.
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id make sandwich first

Maximus_Constanino
12-02-2016, 01:28 AM
i would have made the sandwich and watched you die



A true sandwich artist committed to his craft.


sent to lebanon_levi
23 minutes, and 8 seconds ago
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You and I are stranded on a desert island. A rattle snake bites me on the big foot. Are you
going to suck me off and save my life or make me a toasted ham and cheddar sandwich to enjoy my
final minutes?


from lebanon_levi
17 minutes, and 32 seconds ago.
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id make sandwich first

MrWorker
12-02-2016, 01:32 AM
Lebanon lesbo lerrooooys mum makes mahh sandwhiches ahhh

Ivan_The_Terrible
12-02-2016, 04:28 AM
sent to lebanon_levi
16 seconds ago
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So what if me and you were on a bus together right? Okay, and I asked you to lick my crust off
of my beard, would you do that for me? If not then I will be needing a 12" Italian Herb &
Cheese, with Pepper Jack and Black Forest Ham. Toasted. Spinach, Onions, and some Mayo.
Thank you!

Ivan_The_Terrible
12-02-2016, 04:30 AM
sent to TonyGiovanni
18 seconds ago
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Since Levi has a small vocabulary and would most likely mess my order up, would you mind making
my sandwich on his behalf?

I'm starving!

tonyg
12-02-2016, 10:28 PM
And this is tmb news nowadays smh i need u pussies to try harder

Maximus_Constanino
12-02-2016, 10:49 PM
lol


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And this is tmb news nowadays smh i need u pussies to try harder

SexualChocolate
12-03-2016, 12:30 AM
Master sandwich artistry is SERIOUS business.