So you guys probably can guess that from time to time as Game Admin, and staff, we see some really messed things happening on, in, and around the game. Last week started quietly, for us, and all seemed well in the land of TMB. Not much drama, hassles or issues...when suddenly my inbox receives the following message:


'Storm, I got attacked by 3 multies, they hit me in quick succession and zeroed me...please can I have some compensation?..Thanks in advance...'

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'Errmmm.....Yah...'...I thought to myself...

'Ok checking, I will get back to you shortly', I responded. Sudden immediate response:

'Storm, wheres my turns and DU's and Guns?!!??'.

'Hmmm....okay wtf have we got here?' I think to myself. So I respond: 'Please hang tight I am checking everything'

IMMEDIATE RESPONSE: 'WHAT's TO EVEN CHECK? I WANT MY STUFF BACK NOW PLEASE!! I told you I got hit by multies and now I got nothing, PLEASE HURRY UP!!'

'Damn, this isn't going to be easy,' I thought to myself. 'Please be patient I am checking the accounts, attack logs and there is no sign of any multies', I respond


I check the accounts and they are all known to me, I can see they are:

a) Friends making a planned attack
and
b) Definitely not multies as they all have fixed IPs and different non proxy country of origin for each


Obviously I cannot tell the player who they are, especially in some cases if they changed their names to remain secret. I check the logs and the attacks look legit, well coordinated and planned. So with some trepidation, I respond as follows:

'Hi, I checked everything, the accounts do not show as multies, each account is known to me and they are legit players, sorry, the attacks were legitimate as far as I can see'


I wait 5 seconds.....and sure enough his response is there:

'BUT THEY ARE CLEAR MULTIES! I WANT MY STUFF, THIS GAME IS RIGGED, YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS YOU FUCKING **** CUNT! I WILL FIND YOU, HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCK YOU UP!'

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'Oh Dear God' I think to myself....so I write back [Slightly annoyed]:

'I am sorry you feel that way, but can't you understand that I am TELLING you that these accounts are legit? What is actually wrong with you? Are you a couple of sheep short of a flock? Does your driveway not quite reach the road? Did your Mom drop you on the head and drop kick you into your cot, as a newly born?'

At this point I realized we had reached the 'BAN BUTTON' scenario/situation, but something morbid in me rose up...so I sent him the next message, before he can respond...:

'Look they are not multies, bro, sorry i got upset in my previous message, but I feel sorry that you got attacked, and I don't want you to get upset, so i will send you some adequate compensation to more than cover it....is that ok? PLEASE don't be angry with me, I don't like to be shouted at'

His response to the first:

'F'^&*$^......'

Then came the second response:

'Oh wow! Sorry for my outburst, Storm, THANK YOU for understanding'

So I send him one turn.

Waiting.....Incoming mail message:

'Storm, you only sent 1 turn?'

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Response:

' Oh sorry man, I made a mistake, fixing it.....'

I remove all his active and reserves and leave only 1 turn in his inventory to use.

Incoming mail:

'Storm, somethings wrong, I now only got one turn....?'

I respond: 'Hang tight bro something not working my side I think there is some small glitch'

I send him 5 more turns.

Incoming: mail:

'Now I only got 6 turns + 200 just built'

Oh he has a sub. Ok. So I switch it off. And I send him this:

'bro some problems my side, I am trying to fix it....'

To BE CONTINUED....